what the....GUM?

So i have now decided that it will be a long long long time before Mike and I will be having, or thinking about kids! We cant even keep our puppy under control. So about a month ago, lets just say Mohgley got his attitude adjusted. (he is a boy pup so you figure it out...) and after that he seemed to settle down and was a good lil guy...well after our his little buddy Marley left us he has now decided to act up again and take a few notes from his monster of a friend Marley. Last night after visiting with his Mikes parents we get home and find that Mohgley had some how, some weird way stepped in gum! What kind of dog steps in gum? He is seriously like a little kid! So first came the ice cube and then came the peanut butter and finally came the scissors! And about a week ago Mohgley decided to eat so random nuts that he found outside which made him sooo sick! (And which made me freak. I don't handle vomit and gross stuff like that very well) So to conclude this little tid bit I will not be having kids unless I have a full time nanny to handle the vomit, gum, and dookie!!!